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January 24, 2012

Here's Chapter Seventeen (Vietnam) of The Audio Book of GINNY GOOD which is going to end up being one of the few memorable books of the 21st Century. Nobody ever made anything like it. This particular chapter takes place toward the end of January in 1965.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch17m.mp3

If you wanna read the text while you listen, click this:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn17.html

Nobody's gonna read it or listen to it, either one, of course. People only pay attention to the trivial drivel that keeps them stupid but so what? I did what I wanted to do.

Here's Ginny Good (ISBN: 0972635750) in its entirety. You can buy it new for $16.95 (plus shipping) or you can read the whole thing (or listen to more chapters) online on any device for free—yet another thing nobody's gonna do due to being brainwashed beyond belief by the uber-fascist media and entertainment monopoly.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggcha.html

The link includes the index to The Audio Book of GINNY GOOD, which is free, too—everything I do is free. Listen to a little and if you want the whole fifteen hour multimedia extravaganza on .mp3 CDs (including shipping), give me a mailing address and I'll send you a copy.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

Hansen Literary
(914) 961-4131

http://www.hansenliterary.com

Clients include Scott McCloud, R. Crumb, Gene Luen Yang, Kazu Kibuishi and Hope Larson, among many others.

Anyone who reps R. Crumb is okay by me. I talk about Mr. Natural in Chapter Twenty-Two of Ginny Good. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn22.html

Weed Literary, LLC
55 East 65th St., Ste. 4-E
New York, NY 10065
(646) 715-8878

http://www.weedliterary.com

E. J. McCarthy Agency
(415) 383-6639

http://www.ejmccarthy

All fixed. Here's a Marin County story for you. I moved you up the page a ways, too, in case you can't find yourself. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn25.html

Waterside Productions, Inc
2055 Oxford Avenue
Cardiff-by-the-Sea, CA 92007

http://www.waterside.com

Joanna Pulcini Literary Management

http://www.jplm.com

Hey, Joanna, I don't do anything as a service to anyone but myself, actually. I just made myself a convenient way to get my beautiful books dissed and dissed and dissed again. If writers want to use my little list that's fine with me as I explain fairly thoroughly here:

http://mobylives.com/Jones_EWA.html

The only information I have for you is what you have on your website. Your "advice to writers" is fine. You should stick it on your site and maybe add the best "coming of age" book written thus far this century:

http://janmag.com/biography/ginnygood.html

Or add a link to my cool new free fifteen hour audio book. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggcha.html

The Zoe Pagnamenta Agency
20 W. 22nd St., Ste. 1603
New York, NY 10010

http://www.zpagency.com

Aram Fox, Inc. Literary Scouts
350 Seventh Ave., Ste. 1705
New York, NY 10001
(212) 563-7365

http://www.aramfox.com

Bond Literary Agency
4340 E Kentucky Ave., Ste. 471
Denver, CO 80246

http://www.bondliteraryagency.com

Linda Michaels Agency
344 Main Street
PO Box 567
Lakeville, CT 06039
(860) 435-1432

Talbot Fortune Agency
180 E. Prospect Ave., Ste. 188
Mamaroneck, NY 10543

http://www.talbotfortuneagency.com

Cornerstone Literary Agency
4525 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 208
Los Angeles, CA 90010
(323) 930-6039

http://cornerstoneliterary.com

Jane Starr International Literary Scout
1350 Avenue of the Americas, Ste. 1205
New York, NY 10019
(212) 421-0777

http://www.janestarr.com

Sobel Weber Associates
146 East 19th Street
New York, NY 10003

http://www.sobelweber.com

Dear Mr. Jones, We would prefer not to be listed in your directory. Our submission guidelines, clearly outlined on our own website, stipulate that we do not read electronically submitted queries or submissions. Yet, in the past year, we have received a flood of such e-mails, clearly submitted simultaneously to many agents. I can only think that the source of these submissions is directories such as this one. Sincerely, Judith Weber

Dear Judith: I'll include that information in your listing. That's the best I can do. Thanks for understanding. G.

Whimsy Literary Agency
49 North 8th Street, Penthouse 6-G
Brooklyn, NY 11211
(212) 674-7162

Natasha Kern Literary Agency
P.O. Box 1069
White Salmon, WA 98672

http://www.natashakern.com

Nancy Stauffer Associates
PO Box 1203
Darien, CT 06820

Yoknapatawpha Literary Agency
34 Raubsville Rd.
Easton, PA 18042

The Jassin Office
1560 Broadway, Ste. 400
New York, NY 10036
(212) 354-4442

http://www.copylaw.com

Kleinworks Agency
2401 Brooks Street, Ste. 635
Missoula, MT 59801

http://www.kleinworks.com

Karen Gantz Zahler
860 Fifth Ave Suite 7J
New York, NY 10021
(212) 734-3619

http://www.karengantzlit.com

The Epstein Literary Agency
PO Box 356
Avon, MA 02322

http://www.epsteinliterary.com

I don't do fiction, poetry, children's, screenplays or drama, but I'm actively building a list comprised of nonfiction for adults. Electronic submissions preferred. Save a tree and all that. Kate E.

Lindstrom Literary Group
871 N. Greenbrier St.
Arlington, VA 22205

Lit Enterprises, Inc.
115 East 92nd Street
New York, NY 10128

Feigen/Parrent Literary Management
10158 Hollow Glen Circle
Bel Air, CA 90077

Bettina Schrewe Literary Scouting
101 Fifth Avenue, Suite 11B
New York, NY 10003

http://www.bschrewe.com

Redwood Agency
474 Wellesley Ave.
Mill Valley, CA 94941
(415) 381-2269

http://www.redwoodagency.com

3 Seas Literary Agency
P.O. Box 8571
Madison, WI 53708

http://www.threeseaslit.com

The Cypher Agency
816 Wolcott Avenue
Beacon, NY 12508

http://pages.prodigy.net/jimcypher

Mendel Media Group
115 West 30th St., Ste. 800
New York, NY 10001

http://www.mendelmedia.com

Hill Media
1155 Camino Del Mar, Ste. 530
Del Mar, CA 92014
(858) 259-2595

Thank you very much for listing me. Julie Hill

Hey, Julie, Chapter Two is called Del Mar.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn02.html

Update: October 2006

i'm sorry being an author has not been more rewarding. sadly, you are in the majority. but i have no idea how publishers could change their ways except to buy fewer books, something they are reluctant to embrace. of course this policy, carrried out until now anyway, would have hurt both you and me.there are exceptions, but in the main, i find book publishers to be illogical business people. and if more writers knew the business end of it, perhaps they would find another dream to pursue. but the almighty book continues to attract us, sometimes deceives us, yet we go back for more. go figure. i really feel we may be as guilty as the publishers. best, jh

Oh, being an author has been extraordinarily rewarding...there's nothing more rewarding than having made several of the greatest new literary art forms of the 21st Century. Giving them away for free is part of what makes 'em such great art. If I got mere money for my work I couldn't have done what I've done. How much fun would that have been? No fun, that's how much fun. Thanks. G.

Gerard Jones
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch00introm.mp3

Cowles-Ryan Literary Agency
PO Box 1134
3 West Main Street
Stockbridge, MA 01262

Renee Zuckerbrot Literary Agency
115 West 29th Street, 10th floor
New York, NY 10001

http://rzagency.com

Dunham Literary
156 Fifth Ave., Suite 625
New York, NY 10010

http://www.dunhamlit.com

Creative Media Agency
240 W. 35th St., Ste. 500
New York NY 10001

Harold Matson Company
276 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10001

Mews Books
20 Benewater Hill
Westport, CT 06880

Communications and Entertainment
2851 S. Ocean Blvd., Ste. 5-K
Boca Raton FL 33432
(561)391-9575

Barry Goldblatt Literary Agency
320 Seventh Ave., Ste. 266
Brooklyn, NY 11215

http://www.bgliterary.com

DH Literary, Inc.
P.O. Box 990
Nyack, NY 10960

The Seymour Agency
475 Miner Street Road
Canton, New York 13617
(315) 386-1831

http://www.theseymouragency.com

Full Circle Literary
7676 Hazard Center Drive, #500
San Diego, CA 92108

http://www.fullcircleliterary.com

Jellinek & Murray Literary Agency
2024 Mauna Place
Honolulu, HI 96822
(808) 521-4057

Objective Entertainment
265 Canal Street, Ste. 603-B
New York, New York 10013
(212) 431.5454

http://www.objectiveent.com

Agents INK
PO Box 4956
Fresno, CA 93744

http://www.agents-ink.com

Triada U.S. Literary Agency
PO Box 561
Sewickley, PA 15143
(412) 401-3376

http://www.triadaus.com

Lynda Tolls Literary Agency
PO Box 1884
Bend, OR 97709
(541) 388-3510

The Weingel-Fidel Agency
310 E. 46th St., Ste. 21-E
New York, NY 10017
(212) 599-2959

Lennie Literary Agency & Author's Attorney
750 B Street, Suite 2500
San Diego, CA 92101

http://www.lennieliterary.com

BookEnds
136 Long Hill Rd.
Gillette, NJ 07933

http://www.bookends-inc.com

Congratulations on the sale! Please feel free to include the following: BookEnds is currently accepting queries from published and unpublished writers in the areas of romance, chic lit, romantic suspense, mystery, women's fiction, and literary fiction. We also do a great deal of nonfiction in the areas of spirituality, self-help, business/finance, health, psychology, relationships, parenting, pets, and general nonfiction. Queries can be sent via email or snail mail. We will also accept proposals--first three chapters and a synopsis. More information can be found on our Web site. Thanks. Jessica Faust

Gerard: We've received a number of submissions based on your site. Looks like you're doing good work. The blurb looks great. No changes this time around. Thanks!

I AM doing good work. It's fun though, or I wouldn't do it. Thanks. G.

James Literary Agency

oh, gerard. your hyperbole never ceases to give me pleasure. jon

What gives me pleasure is it ain't hyperbole. Go read it and see. Thanks. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggcha.html

there you go again. stop it!

Hey, people have been telling me that you're not a "real" literary agent and that you're "mean" to writers. I tell 'em you're not mean enough if they still think they're "writers." Keep up the good work. Fathers and teachers, I ponder, what is a real literary agent? G.

Heh. You're exactly right, and that's precisely why I don't baby them. My favorite reply is "you should have just sent a form-letter rejection." These people need to find other hobbies.

I had a good teacher. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn08.html

"Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them."

--Flannery O'Connor

JET Literary Associates
2570 Camino San Patricio
Santa Fe, NM 87505

http://jetliterary.com

The Neville Agency
PO Box 388
New York, NY 10276

Literary Artists Representatives
575 West End Avenue
New York, NY 10024

Dee Mura Enterprises, Inc.
269 West Shore Dr.
Massapequa, NY 11758
(516) 795-1616

Allen O'Shea Literary Agency

Fairbank Literary Representation
PO Box 6
Hudson NY 12534

http://www.fairbankliterary.com

Pimlico Agency
Box 20447, Cherokee Station
New York, NY 10021

The Miller Agency
One Sheridan Square, #7B
New York, NY 10014

JABberwocky Literary Agency
PO Box 4558
Sunnyside, NY 11104

Mr. Jones: You have my name spelled wrong. And since I delete anything that even looks look like an unsolicited e-mail query without even opening the e-mail, you'd be doing a service to your visitors by removing my e-mail address from the listing. Joshua Bilmes JABberwocky Literary Agency

Oh, man, out of 154,485 letters combining to form 14,733 names I left out a grand total of one letter in one name. Sheesh. And here I thot I was perfect. I'll fix it. What's up with that "looks look like," though? Thanks. G.

Lawrence Jordan Literary Agency
345 W. 121st Street
New York, NY 10027

Paul S. Levine Literary Agency
1054 Superba Avenue
Venice, CA 90291
(310) 450-6711

http://www.paulslevine.com

March Tenth, Inc.
4 Myrtle Street
Haworth, NJ 07641

The Stuart Agency
260 W. 52 Street, Ste. 24-C
New York, NY 10019

Pavilion Literary Management
660 Massachusetts Ave., Ste. 4
Boston, MA 02118
(617) 792-5218

http://www.pavilionliterary.com

Fresh Books Literary Agency
231 Diana Street
Placerville, CA 95667

http://www.fresh-books.com

John W. Wright, Literary Agent
1133 Broadway, Ste. 1124
New York, NY 10010
(212) 647-8218

The Amy Rennert Agency
98 Main Street, #302
Tiburon, CA 94920

http://www.amyrennert.com

Toni Lopopolo Literary Management
8837 School House Lane
Coopersburg, PA 18036

Don Gastwirth Literary Agency
265 College St. Ste. 10-N
New Haven, CT 06510
(203) 562-7600

Crichton & Associates, Inc.
6940 Carroll Avenue
Takoma Park, MD 20912

http://crichton-associates.com

Nancy Ellis Literary Agency
PO Box 1564
Willits, CA 95490
(707) 459-4152

http://www.booksatbulldog.com

SE Literary Properties
PO Box 2585
Pinellas Park, FL 33780

http://seliterary.homestead.com

Caren Johnson Literary Agency
132 E. 43rd St., Ste. 216
New York, NY 10017

Omniquest Entertainment
1416 N. La Brae Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90028
(303) 802-1633

http://www.omniquestmedia.com

Sara Camilli Agency
1762 Sand Beach Road
Hummelstown, PA 17036

Edite Kroll Literary Agency
20 Cross Street
Saco, ME 04072
(207) 282-8797

Winsun Literary Agency
3706 NE Shady Lane Drive
Gladstone, MO 64119
(816) 459-8016

Vanguard Literary Agency
81 E. Jefryn Blvd., Ste. E
Deer Park, NY 11729
(718) 710-3662

Writers' Productions Literary Agency
PO Box 630
Westport, CT 06881
(203) 227-8199

MacGregor Literary
2373 NW 185th Ave., Ste. 165
Hillsboro, OR 97214
(503) 277-8308

http://www.macgregorliterary.com

The Guma Agency

Intellectual Prop. Mgmt. Group
PO Box 503
Kensington, MD 20895

Mr. Jones: As our agency terminates its effort to sell books to the U.S. media czars, we thought we'd pass on a note to you that our disappearance is largely due to much of what you say about the new world order of media.

On our site we display in bold red text our exit from the business and point the visitor to another red-text link to find other agents, should they persist.

Your site is listed at the top of the list. Perhaps others will find wisdom in some of your discernment about the media industry.

Good luck with your effort to get G.G. to film. Your audio-book of her was excellent.

-The Departed
(ex-IPMG Lit Agents)

Dear Departed: I figured out a long time ago that I'd rather be right than rich. Why anyone would want to waste his or her precious time buying or selling or reading or writing the godawful sophomoric slop and jingoistic gibberish that's being bought and sold and therefore read and therefore written is beyond my ability to comprehend. I'll put your epitaph on my site. Thanks. G.

(@) = Not a corporate fascist. (Feel free to apply for non-corporate fascist status...simply tell me in fifty words or fewer why you think you're not a corporate fascist.)

(*) = E-mail bounced. Correct information much appreciated. In fact, anyone who knows anything I don't know, let me know.

(!) = E-mail blocked (just mine, not yours), probably 'cause the intended recipient and/or the company by which he or she is owned and operated is an extra brainwashed, super chicken, corporate fascist goon.

(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com